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THE WANG REPORT · MORNING EDITION
Thursday, September 3, 2026

CL Washington confirmed strikes on Iran overnight. Tehran says a wedding was hit. The Pentagon says the strikes were precise. Both statements came from press offices, and both cannot be verified independently at this time.-- CL
MB Washington calls it a strike package. Tehran calls it a war. Both are probably right at the same time. Hong Kong's exchange had the opposite problem, pausing new listings because too many people wanted in, a regulatory headache that success causes and crisis doesn't. Paperwork keeps arriving after the decision's already made.-- MB
MBWashington and Tehran both discovered overnight that the phrase "limited strike" is doing an enormous amount of work, and Hong Kong somehow found room to list a shopping app anyway.
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